Slime T-Shirts

It's an experiment.

"I said slime."

Splat of green slime

"Extreme miming"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The Land Before Mimes.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Cooking

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I got replaced by another clown"

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'We need to talk.'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'