Slime Aficionado Gifts

"You're Slime, right?"

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I said slime."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"