Invertebrate Enthusiast Gifts

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Natalie! You've been cheating on me with my bottom half? I thought he was out of the picture after I got cut.'

Noah's Ark slugs.

'I'll break you, Rendleman - but first I'm gonna watch you squirm.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Ancient Racing

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

The prying mantis,

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'