Invertebrate Enthusiast T-Shirts

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Natalie! You've been cheating on me with my bottom half? I thought he was out of the picture after I got cut.'

Noah's Ark slugs.

'I'll break you, Rendleman - but first I'm gonna watch you squirm.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Ancient Racing

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The prying mantis,

Primitive magician

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Jurassic Pork.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Best before 65 million BC.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork