Lime Lover Gifts

Margarita

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I said slime."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Dandy

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"You want your olive?"

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The Critic...

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"I call it angle-poise"

The beer idea.