Lace Lover Gifts

The Dandy

Archimedes statue with a lever

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Margarita

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Go jump in the lake!

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'