Shoe Lace Aficionado Gifts

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

The Dandy

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

Crocodile Shoes

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'