Shoelace Enthusiast Gifts

Shoelaces

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

We stock ALL sizes...

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

No Swimming Allowed

'They're bound to hurt at first.'