Shoelace Inspector Gifts

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Office of quality assurance"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

The best racehorses have the best trainers

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'