Shoelace Stylist Gifts

Chiropractic concerns

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hats and Food

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Duchess of Cambridge

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Feng Shui Department

'Do you have that in red?'

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

Rather Smart All Round.