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Chiropractic concerns

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Hats and Food

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Duchess of Cambridge

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

'Do you have that in red?'

Feng Shui Department

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."

Rather Smart All Round.

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."