Shoe Lace Stylist Gifts

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Dandy

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

The sofa freshly made up...

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Snake Dress-Up

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"The rabbit got lost."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'Love the kitten heels!'

Arr...Italian it be.

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

High heel

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

Stilettos Sharpened