Shoe Lace Stylist Prints

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

"I stand corrected."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

The Dandy

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The sofa freshly made up...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Snake Dress-Up

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"The rabbit got lost."

Arr...Italian it be.

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

High heel

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

Stilettos Sharpened