Saddle Stylist Gifts

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Doing the borders.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Ski lift mobile

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Ski kicker.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"The groomer used too much product."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"It cuts air resistance."

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

Folding Bike.

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?'

"It comes with three speeds. Lo, Hi, and Highway."

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

A fine Philly!

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."