Saddle Chef Gifts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I was in a different place then."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Mounting a Horse

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Folding Bike.

"Al dente!"

A salad bar.

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

A fine Philly!

"Subway for lunch, again?"

"It sends the other rats a message."

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."