Saddle Specialist Gifts

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Moving in

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Office Park

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Folding Bike.

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

A fine Philly!

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

Bicycle

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."