Equine Specialist Gifts

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

A pony throws its rider.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Uh? A female vet?'

Pony Love...

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A Few Common Ailments

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'