Equine Specialist Gifts

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

A pony throws its rider.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

A Few Common Ailments

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

Pony Love...

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Uh? A female vet?'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'