Equine Therapist Gifts

'Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken...'

Skipping Horse

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Gentlemen Riders

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

First past the post.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'