Equestrian Trainer Gifts

Skipping Horse

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Vain Pony Rider

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Volunteer Captain

Horse's Tail

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Litter Tray Training

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.