Horse Training Gifts

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

"Easy boy, eeeeeeeeasy. It's just the Q3 earnings report."

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Skipping Horse

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog yoga

'Fetch.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'