Horse Training Mugs

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

"Easy boy, eeeeeeeeasy. It's just the Q3 earnings report."

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Skipping Horse

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog yoga

'That was fun!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Raw food, after you leave for work.