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Skipping Horse

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Vain Pony Rider

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Volunteer Captain

Horse's Tail

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

Riding School Chaos

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Cat Show

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."