Equine Therapist Mugs

'Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken...'

Skipping Horse

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."