Saddle-smart Specialist Gifts

Folding Bike.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Prehistoric circus

Doctor Ernie, Animal Scientist, Answers Your Questions. A reader in Colorado asks "When should a colt be weaned from its mother?" A foal and his mommy are soon parted!

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

"Where did you get that awesome distortion pedal, dude?"

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

A fine Philly!