Saddle-smart Specialist Prints

Folding Bike.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Prehistoric circus

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

"I took an online, two-day legal course, so I respectfully disagree with you."

Chatting on a phone whilst sledging.

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"