Saddle Saint Gifts

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Holy monk.

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

That's okay --- Nobody would get in if we included cheating on diets.

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Mounting a Horse

Saint Christopher

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.