Saddle Satirist Gifts

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Museum Guard Portrait

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"What about business - which branch is that?"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

You'll never believe what that house is for.

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Scream Shrink

"Here come the suits."

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park. It doesn't look right.'

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

"More salad?"

Agricultural Skier

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

'Up periscope!'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'