Saddle Satirist Prints

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Museum Guard Portrait

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"What about business - which branch is that?"

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

Scream Shrink

"Here come the suits."

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park. It doesn't look right.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

Agricultural Skier

"More salad?"

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Up periscope!'

"Yeah. I'm good to talk. I'm hands-free."

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

'If you think you're making me jealous. Think again.'