Sidewalk Satirist Prints

"Please, no gift cards."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Suburban street.

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

How much for the lamp post?

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

Lex Ave Express

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

You'll never believe what that house is for.

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

A street of old man bars.

(Used to be) END.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"