Suburb Satirist Prints

Suburban street.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Suburban blues legends

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

(Used to be) END.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Igloo.

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

'Damn! Sex and the City is not on tonight.' 'Does that mean no sex in the suburbs tonight either?'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

Just as I've told you, Dudley... Forget about this part of town!