Suburbia Satirists Prints

Igloo.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Targeted Advertising

Traffic Lights Medicine

Lex Ave Express

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Suburban blues legends

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

(Used to be) END.