Suburbia Satirists Pillows

Igloo.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Autumn Leaves

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Traffic Lights Medicine

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Lex Ave Express

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'This IS our retirement plan.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Suburban blues legends

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

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Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'