Sandbox Satirist Gifts

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

What Could Go Wrong?

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Blockhead

Capitalism

Suburban street.

The Pope

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

Fakebook

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Autumn Leaves

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'