Saddle Surfers Gifts

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Pushy Dog

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Turtle Sledge

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'I love that new horse smell.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"It's so much easier dragging the kids to church in the winter."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"Accursed global warming!"

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Mobility Park.

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Mounting a Horse

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'