Silver Surfers Gifts

I can be upgraded, can you?

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

Senior Selfies: "Make sure you take two so I can have one."

Don't you wish you'd stayed on at school?

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Internet surfing is the number one hobby for OAPs'

Life Extension Journal.

Mobility Park.

"I don't know who you are!"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Free WiFi

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.