Silver Surfer Enthusiast Gifts

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I don't know who you are!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Your wave.'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Octopuses surf too.