Surf Squad Gifts

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Sex Section in the Library

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Life Extension Journal.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"My turn."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

Moving Van.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Surgery.

Bulletin at Malibu

Surfer's commute