Surf Disciple Gifts

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Moses on the web

Turtle Hat

Surfing koala.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Surf's up."

Gracebook.

'Your wave.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

'I hate rainy days!'

Gus never found the perfect wave

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Moving Van.

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

Surfer's commute

Bulletin at Malibu

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...