Duck Disciple Gifts

Duck Blind.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

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"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"No, son. Let him finish."

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'Your bill sir.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"Why have you come over here?"

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'