Duck Disciple Gifts

Duck Blind.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'Your bill sir.'

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"Why have you come over here?"

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'