Duck Disciplinarian Gifts

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"Why have you come over here?"

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Good duck, bad duck.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

'He was born to the sea.'

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"Worms."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Discipline at Doggy School

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

'You'll get over it, Carrutheres - sometimes we all feel like we're being nibbled to death by ducks!'

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Careful, it might be a trap...'