Dog Disciplinarian Gifts

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!!'

Discipline at Doggy School

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"You keep impeccable time."

Canine Scentipede

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Shake'

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

Leaves.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Mom Umpires

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"I'm not so good with names but I never forget a butt."

"Worms."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Are you also a dog?'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."