Dog Disciplinarian Prints

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even think about it."

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!!'

Discipline at Doggy School

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Canine Scentipede

"You keep impeccable time."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Shake'

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

Leaves.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"I'm not so good with names but I never forget a butt."

"Worms."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Are you also a dog?'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."