Doggie Disciplinarians Gifts

"Bad dog!"

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Canine Scentipede

"You keep impeccable time."

"Don't even think about it."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Shake'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

"Worms."

"I'm not so good with names but I never forget a butt."

Discipline at Doggy School

Dog Food Groups

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Are you also a dog?'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

Give a dog a bad name.....

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

Parping dog.