Doggie Discipline Gifts

"You keep impeccable time."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Don't even think about it."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Hot Air Balloon

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Canine conundrum.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You've already been for a walk."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."