Dog Obedience Gifts

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

Meditation for dogs

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"It's fine to teach Toby to sit,but not at the table."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

Beware - bad dog

'He ignores my commands. But he does follow me on Twitter.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

"Doggie treats are just another way for humans to control us and steal our freedom."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"You keep impeccable time."

"A little help, please."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."