Pet Owner Pondering Obedience Gifts

Obedience School.

Seagiraffes

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

An advantage of robotic pets.

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Meditation for dogs

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

One part of me loves cats. Another part, not so much.

"He's very good at sit."