Dog Obedience Strugglers Gifts

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Bad dog."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Canine Scentipede

Obedience School Graduation

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

'He took a fetching class.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Shake'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

Obedience School.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."