Dog Obedience Strugglers Prints

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Bad dog."

Canine Scentipede

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Shake'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

"What makes you think you're Good Boy material?"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Obedience School.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.