Dog Obedience Buff Gifts

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Rats."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Dog History

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

Preschools for Dogs

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

Meditation for dogs

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"