Doggie Discipline T-Shirts

"You keep impeccable time."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Don't even think about it."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Hot Air Balloon

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You've already been for a walk."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Dog History

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Fido and Fifi