Surf Disciple Pillows

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Moses on the web

Surfing koala.

Turtle Hat

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Surf's up."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Your wave.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Moving Van.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I hate rainy days!'

"My turn."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

Surfer's commute

Bulletin at Malibu

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Click on the icon.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...